The latest on HIV

So my recent conversation with my friend about sexually transmitted diseases got me curious so i decided to do some more research. I started with a google image search.
Didn't learn much except that this kid is pumped he is an African because he is many times more likely to get HIV for his birth-day then any kid in America... lucky bastard.

Why does talking about sexually transmitted diseases always get akward?

So I sent this heart as a valentine to a friend of mine and it sparked the following conversation


Katelin: why thank you for the valentines candy heart

me: oh no problem, i want to share hiv with everyone. I <3>

Katelin: yes, of course. Why not spread the cheer of HIV

me: exactly, the gift that keeps on giving

Katelin: ...until it kills you

me: ...yeah. I guess this is the one situation where re-gifting is ok.

me: speaking of sexually transmitting diseases, how was your valentines day?

She didn't say anything back...

Merry Christmas

Ok, so i'm late. But better late than never. And check it out, i got you all an awesome gift.
That's right! It's a cat in a box. If you are anything like the rest of us, this is the one gift you always wanted but never got.