EASIER SAID THAN DONE

Everything is easier said than done, except for saying "It's easier said than done." Which is equally difficult to say and do.

On growing up...

The difference between children and adults is that children spend their lives waiting for things to be different when they are grown up, and adults spend their lives pretending things are different from when they were children.

Dehydrated Horse Penis Walking Stick

Here are three pictures I found when I google image searched "Dehydrated Horse Penis Walking Stick".


Who would have thought these three pictures had anything in common. Unfortunately, I never found found what I was looking for... until I changed it to "dehydrated bull penis walking stick"

Out of the mouth of babes

This is a story that a five-year old French boy told me... in English.

"Do you know the juifs?" He asked me. Juif is French for Jew.
"Yes" I said.
"The juifs were in prison."
"I know," I replied, "but it wasn't because they did something wrong, it was because the leaders of the government made a bad choice."
Then he told me this story. "The daddy of Mamina (Mamina is his grandma) was a... a juif. And he was in prison but then someone said to him, come come, and he goed and he... um... escaped from prison. That's good huh."
"Yep, pretty good." I affirmed.
And then he added as an after thought. "But now he's dead anyway."

You are a wise, wise man young squire.

Reason to Survive

I haven't seen or heard from you in over ninety days.
You're in some other U.S. city, in some other U.S. state.
My feet are getting tired and it's getting kind of late.

So why am I still here? Why did I come, and why am I still here?

The church is filled with people so I'm standing in the back.
We try to ignore the sermon. Just another midnight mass.
Merry Christmas, you're all sinners. What else is there to add.

So why are we all here? Why did we come, and why are we all here?

The answer gently pricks me like a spear wound in my side.
We have all come searching for some reason to survive.
But it's been over ninety days since I have seen or heard from mine...




...So why am I still here?

Post-modernism

I google imaged searched "google image search"



I was disappointed that I couldn't find any pictures of actual google image searches so I just took a screen shot.

One day...

One day I'll be humble enough to sincerely believe that God doesn't think that I'm better than an atheist just because I believe in him.

...that's more than I can say for the atheist.