Monday, April 26, 2010

I'm single

I'm starting to think it's because I treat dating like it's just another channel for me to create funny stories. EXAMPLE: I emailed a girl and asked her if she wanted to go dancing with some friends of mine.

Her response was thus:

im sorry. im sick. i've been throwing up :( ill text you as soon as i get better
xx

To which I replied:

sorry to hear that. is it serious or is it just like a normal everyday bulimia sort of throwing up? Just kidding. Actually, are you bulimic? If so I'll never offer to take you to dinner. That would be a waste... Anyway you missed a fun night, hope you feel better.
oo

Sunday, April 11, 2010

STOP INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY

Thursday, April 1, 2010

More Asian Women

This seems to be working. But not exactly as I intended.


My only worry now is that this blog is becoming a hub for Asian pornography. If these even are porn sites. I don't recommend clicking on them to find out.