Even Nazi's celebrate Independance Day

I went to a parade this weekend for Independence Day and I thought, if I had a float it would be covered in swastikas and there would be a number of militant Neo-Nazi's riding on it with one arm stretched out straight above their head and this giant stereo system would be blasting something by Pennywise or some other melodic hardcore band and there would be a giant banner that would say "WE'RE SORRY JEWS".