Autotroph

If he is a predator then I am an autotroph.

He will hunt you down and pounce on you and snap your neck and devour you. And I'll just sit here turning sunlight and chemicals into carbohydrates and hoping that, one day, you will come along and devour me. But despite all of our differences we remain good friends.

I think it's because both of us are lonely.

I <3 ADRENALINE JUNKIES

Thank you Facebook for this gem.

But more importantly thank you Aliyah Newman, you truly are talented and gifted.

What really amazes me is the way you seem to have broken free from all the nasty stereotypes that are made about your people.


...Oh wait, there it is.