JUST SOME GUY'S HOT TIP #2

Are you looking for a way to boost profits? Here is a suggestion that is sure to get any business in the black. Just copy an already successful industry. For example Hershey's has copied the wildly successful "Powdered Drug" industry's package design. This has been huge for Hershey's who has been able to introduce their new Icebreakers mint products to new markets that they never would have been able to reach otherwise. And buyers don't seem to have a problem with the packaging confusion. It could be mint candy or it could be sweet sweet cocaine, but either way they don't seem to mind. So if you really want to boost your profits find an already successful industry and copy them as much as possible. Just look at this great packaging concept for a new line of garden mulch: They are going to make millions!

No one ever listens untill it's too late

I warned you here. But did anyone do anything about it? Apparently not as the growing bovine population has organized in several midwestern states to turn the tables on us. And not only have they started killing and eating humans, but because each pound of man flesh costs much less than the standard going rate for beef, they have even got us eating each other.



Our laxed approach to beef consumption got us into this mess. And now we're going to have to eat our way out.

Love conquers all

Bi-racial couples used to be shunned by both black and white alike.
Many felt that it was inappropriate to date and marry outside your own race. But now minds are opening and most of society is realizing that those old ideas just aren't true......and we are finally beginning to accept the beauty of mixed-race families.This is a triumph for anyone that believes that love can overcome all obstacles.

JUST SOME GUY'S HOT TIP #1

Looking for a birthday or holiday gift that is unique and useful? Get a coffin. Everybody needs one. Anniversary? Buy a mathced set. It's also great as an engagement gift for that special someone. Can you think of a better way to say "I want to be with you FOREVER."

When you find the one you want why wait until you actually need it. Funerals are only going to get more expensive, and buying a coffin upfront could save hundreds, possibly thouasnds of dollars. And the bonus is that untill it's time to be put in the ground, your coffin can serve as a decorative chest to hold blankets, children's toys, family keepsakes, or just about anything else you can imagine. I think you'll find that it is so handy that after your loved-one has been burried you'll want another coffin just to keep all your crap in.

Treats

I haven't really eaten anything all day, except for some strawberry mini-wheats that I had this morning.I wish some handsome man would come feed me treats.

Target Market

I posted a blog about how Africans are happy that they are more likely to get HIV. It was of course a joke. I received the following comment:

TV Digital said...

Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the TV Digital, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://tv-digital-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.

Do you think it's possible that TV Digital didn't actually read the blog post? I do.

...Unless of course Brazilian digital TV salesmen think it's funny that Africans get HIV. That kind of would make sense.

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