It's all the same to me...

How is bisexual a sexual preference?

I guess I always thought that bisexual was more like if you were filling out a profile for a dating website and it asked if you were interested in men or interested in women, and you marked "No preference"

Rainbows

I've often heard that there are a lot of different songs about rainbows, but I can only think of one.

The key to success is in how you define it.

Do you ever feel like maybe all humans try to kill themselves as teenagers and only failures make it into their twenties. I think it should be a requirement for public office to prove you are capable enough to successfully commit suicide.

HOMOSEXULOL!

Get it?

I'm single

I'm starting to think it's because I treat dating like it's just another channel for me to create funny stories. EXAMPLE: I emailed a girl and asked her if she wanted to go dancing with some friends of mine.

Her response was thus:

im sorry. im sick. i've been throwing up :( ill text you as soon as i get better
xx

To which I replied:

sorry to hear that. is it serious or is it just like a normal everyday bulimia sort of throwing up? Just kidding. Actually, are you bulimic? If so I'll never offer to take you to dinner. That would be a waste... Anyway you missed a fun night, hope you feel better.
oo

STOP INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY

More Asian Women

This seems to be working. But not exactly as I intended.


My only worry now is that this blog is becoming a hub for Asian pornography. If these even are porn sites. I don't recommend clicking on them to find out.