DUMB VS. DUMBER #1

OK, so what we're going to do here is pit two notoriously stupid groups of people against each other to see who is dumber. I will present the two contestants and you can vote which is stupider in the comments.

AND THIS WEEK'S CONTESTANTS ARE...

Rich White Girls

VS.

Poor Black Girls

Two somewhat sad side notes. First, when searching for pictures of rich white girls, google suggested the search "rich white girl names" meaning that there are enough people searching "rich white girl names" that Google assumes that is what I am probably looking for. Of course this is most likely because of all the poor black girls at the public libraries looking for names for all of their children. Not that they are tired of poor black girl names like ShaNiqua and MoNiq, they have just used them all already. The second side note is that when searching for "poor black girls" most of the pictures were either of Africans(most likely taken by white people) or of white people (even more likely to have been taken by white people). Which leads me to believe that either black people do not own cameras, or they do not have internet connections.

A dark future on the horizon

No pun intended...

So with the election growing ever nearer I thought it would be important for me to learn a little bit more about the presidential candidates.


While they they agreed on some issues, like same sex marriage, and differed on others, like abortion, the most concerning thing that I discovered is that they both admitted to being "Christians"

Now for most of you this is probably an unfamiliar term as it was for me, but I did a little more digging and discovered that Christians share a primary belief in the teachings of "Jesus" and I was shocked to discover that not only did this Jesus die nearly 2,000 years ago, but HE WAS NOT EVEN AMERICAN!

Here is a short list of other people who weren't American: Karl Marx, Adolph Hitler, Yoko Ono.

THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER TIME TO VOTE FOR A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE!