Who wouldn't hire me.

Here is an excerpt from a cover letter I just sent.

"If I had to list my talents in order I would say that my greatest asset is my ability to find the humor in any situation, especially the death of a family member.
That was a joke.

I do have a love for life and I thrive off of life’s little jokes like HIV and Down Syndrome."

I hope I get the Job.

The latest on HIV

So my recent conversation with my friend about sexually transmitted diseases got me curious so i decided to do some more research. I started with a google image search.
Didn't learn much except that this kid is pumped he is an African because he is many times more likely to get HIV for his birth-day then any kid in America... lucky bastard.

Why does talking about sexually transmitted diseases always get akward?

So I sent this heart as a valentine to a friend of mine and it sparked the following conversation


Katelin: why thank you for the valentines candy heart

me: oh no problem, i want to share hiv with everyone. I <3>

Katelin: yes, of course. Why not spread the cheer of HIV

me: exactly, the gift that keeps on giving

Katelin: ...until it kills you

me: ...yeah. I guess this is the one situation where re-gifting is ok.

me: speaking of sexually transmitting diseases, how was your valentines day?

She didn't say anything back...