Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Friday, October 1, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
Have you heard that Muslims are now using cats to blow Jews/Christians/Muslims up instead of using Muslims? Apparently they realized that the less Muslims they used to blow up Jews/Christians/Muslims they more Muslims they would have to shoot Jews/Christians/Muslims. Frankly, I'm outraged. First of all cats do not actually have 9 lives, that's just a myth. So when a cat is exploded it DIES. Dead. No more cat. And anyone who has ever been to icanhascheezburger.com knows why that is tragic.
Secondly, why cats? Why not dogs? That's just cliché. Everyone always picks on cats. Try something original Islam. And lastly, Muslims should fight their own holy wars. If Allah were here he wouldn't use cats to blow up Jews/Christians/Muslims he would do it himself. But Allah isn't here, because he isn't real. And if he is so real then why can't we see him.
Secondly, why cats? Why not dogs? That's just cliché. Everyone always picks on cats. Try something original Islam. And lastly, Muslims should fight their own holy wars. If Allah were here he wouldn't use cats to blow up Jews/Christians/Muslims he would do it himself. But Allah isn't here, because he isn't real. And if he is so real then why can't we see him.
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