One thing I like is...

When you go to post a comment on blogger and it asks you to choose an identity. It always takes me a while though, you know, to decide who I'm going to be each time I post a comment. And sometimes when I read blog posts that have a lot of comments I wonder if maybe they aren't really all the same person. The same lonely person, with nothing better to do than to talk to himself on the internet.

LAUGH OUT LOUD

I think a funny way to kill someone would be to poison their babies with a lot of poison, so much poison that when you grind up their babies and put them in their meat balls it's poisonous and they die when they eat the meat balls. It would be a funny because meatballs make me think of that one song that goes "On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese..." Remember that song? That's a funny song.