Showing posts with label valentines day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label valentines day. Show all posts

Sunday, May 18, 2008

If you thought Abraham Lincoln was a great American hero before...

Check out this poem published on August 25, 1838, in The Sangamo Journal of Springfield Illinois.

Here, where the lonely hooting owl
Sends forth his midnight moans,
Fierce wolves shall o’er my carcase growl,
Or buzzards pick my bones.

No fellow-man shall learn my fate,
Or where my ashes lie;
Unless by beasts drawn round their bait,
Or by the ravens’ cry.

Yes! I’ve resolved the deed to do,
And this the place to do it:
This heart I’ll rush a dagger through,
Though I in hell should rue it!

Hell! What is hell to one like me
Who pleasures never know;
By friends consigned to misery,
By hope deserted too?

To ease me of this power to think,
That through my bosom raves,
I’ll headlong leap from hell’s high brink,
And wallow in its waves.

Though devils yell, and burning chains
May waken long regret;
Their frightful screams, and piercing pains,
Will help me to forget.

Yes! I’m prepared, through endless night,
To take that fiery berth!
Think not with tales of hell to fright
Me, who am damn’d on earth!

Sweet steel! come forth from your sheath,
And glist’ning, speak your powers;
Rip up the organs of my breath,
And draw my blood in showers!

I strike! It quivers in that heart
Which drives me to this end;
I draw and kiss the bloody dart,
My last—my only friend!

Many experts believe that this poem was written by Brother Lincoln who seriously considered suicide at least two different times in his life.

I <3 Lincoln!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Why does talking about sexually transmitted diseases always get akward?




So I sent this heart as a valentine to a friend of mine and it sparked the following conversation


Katelin:
why thank you for the valentines candy heart

me: oh no problem, i want to share hiv with everyone. I <3>
Katelin: yes, of course. Why not spread the cheer of HIV

me: exactly, the gift that keeps on giving

Katelin:
...until it kills you

me: ...yeah. I guess this is the one situation where re-gifting is ok.

me: speaking of sexually transmitting diseases, how was your valentines day?


She didn't say anything back...