Treats

I haven't really eaten anything all day, except for some strawberry mini-wheats that I had this morning.I wish some handsome man would come feed me treats.

Target Market

I posted a blog about how Africans are happy that they are more likely to get HIV. It was of course a joke. I received the following comment:

TV Digital said...

Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the TV Digital, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://tv-digital-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.

Do you think it's possible that TV Digital didn't actually read the blog post? I do.

...Unless of course Brazilian digital TV salesmen think it's funny that Africans get HIV. That kind of would make sense.

STOP INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY

The latest on HIV

So my recent conversation with my friend about sexually transmitted diseases got me curious so i decided to do some more research. I started with a google image search.
Didn't learn much except that this kid is pumped he is an African because he is many times more likely to get HIV for his birth-day then any kid in America... lucky bastard.

Why does talking about sexually transmitted diseases always get akward?

So I sent this heart as a valentine to a friend of mine and it sparked the following conversation


Katelin: why thank you for the valentines candy heart

me: oh no problem, i want to share hiv with everyone. I <3>

Katelin: yes, of course. Why not spread the cheer of HIV

me: exactly, the gift that keeps on giving

Katelin: ...until it kills you

me: ...yeah. I guess this is the one situation where re-gifting is ok.

me: speaking of sexually transmitting diseases, how was your valentines day?

She didn't say anything back...

Merry Christmas

Ok, so i'm late. But better late than never. And check it out, i got you all an awesome gift.
That's right! It's a cat in a box. If you are anything like the rest of us, this is the one gift you always wanted but never got.

Blog-lonely Bologna

So I started this blog right after I broke up with my girlfriend and I posted pretty regularly until we got back together. Then it was intermitent at best. Now we have broken up again and I have this unexplainable desire to blog again. Well maybe it is explainable. Maybe I just feel rejected and I am throwing "myself" out there with this blog hoping that someone will find me and accept me. So are bloggers all just lonely people searching for acceptance? Why aren't we out actually talking to each other and socializing like healthy adults? BLOGS - Just another way that technology seperates us at the same time it tricks us into thinking we are connected.