STOP INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY

This website ws pretty cool. It takes something in English and translates it to another language and then back to English. Then it does it again four more times and when it get's back to English its typically something completely different. It's kind of like the game telephone, except more fun. I don't know about you but it seems that when I've tried to play telephone as an adult the message at the end is always the same as the message at the beginning. I guess this means that either kids are just retarded, or the telephone game only works because there are little cheaters who change the message entirely just for fun (I was one of those little cheaters). Anyway, here is the result of my first test.




















I think it's interesting that the only original idea that seems to have survived is suicide. Maybe killing ourselves is the universal connection that we share with all humanity.

Typical

I have this thing where I take a simple question and give it a complex answer.



Ask any of my ex-girlfriends if that ever gets annoying.

China Zoo

Three pictures I found by google image searching China Zoo

Letter to a friend

Here is a letter I wrote to a friend. I realized that it was good advice for myself as well. Here it is... good advice for everyone.

Friend, if I teach you anything let it be to never be afraid of making a mistake because you're going to make one no matter what. And never be afraid of getting hurt because we are meant to go through this life with a broken heart. We need to be constantly be peeling off the scar tissue from our hearts so that we can stay open to the world. We are here to feel. Good and bad, we are meant to feel it all. Most habits or neurosis or addictions are developed as a way to cope with, hide from, or numb unpleasant feelings. Don't run from them. Remember: the spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit that we are the children of God, and if children, then heirs, heirs of God and joint-heirs with Christ if so be that we suffer with him, that we may also be glorified together. (Romans 8:16-17)

I guess the point is to remember that we all have a bitter cup to drink. And if we're trying to be like Jesus then we need to drink the dregs. Always give of yourself completely to everyone no matter what the Nates of the world have done (but don't cast your pearls before swine). Most of the time you'll be rejected and maybe it will never work out, but in dating as in marriage, always trying again is more important than getting it right. I call it drinking the dregs of the cup of dating... and it's hard to do. But the cup of marriage is far more sweet and far more bitter so be glad you aren't blessed with it yet.

Love you,

J.S. Guy

Autotroph

If he is a predator then I am an autotroph.

He will hunt you down and pounce on you and snap your neck and devour you. And I'll just sit here turning sunlight and chemicals into carbohydrates and hoping that, one day, you will come along and devour me. But despite all of our differences we remain good friends.

I think it's because both of us are lonely.

I <3 ADRENALINE JUNKIES

Thank you Facebook for this gem.

But more importantly thank you Aliyah Newman, you truly are talented and gifted.

What really amazes me is the way you seem to have broken free from all the nasty stereotypes that are made about your people.


...Oh wait, there it is.