Some people are REALLY ticklish

I Google image searched "dirty mom tickle" and this is what popped up:

Me? Bitter?

So I saw and ambulance on my way home tonight and it inspired me to write this poem which I call:

I Saw an Ambulance on My Way Home Tonight

I saw an ambulance on my way home tonight
And all I could think was
Please, please, please...
Please let it be her.

Let it be her.
Let it be her with blood flowing.
Let it be her, wrists cut, neck broken.
Please, please, please...

- J. S. Guy

Then I wrote another poem which I called:

I Blew The Candles Out on The Cake and Wished That You Would Hang Yourself

I blew the candles out on the cake and wished
That you would hang yourself.
But even thinking of you like that
Made me feel like throwing up.
I'm so damn sick of knowing you're out there
Thinking, feeling, breathing.
I'll do it myself if I have to.

Eat sh@# and die Bi%$#,
Eat sh@# and die!

- J. S. Guy

Vanity

I tried to order a vanity plate but apparently someone already had it.Needless to say I was really disappointed.

STOP INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY

JUST SOME GUY'S HOT TIP #2

Are you looking for a way to boost profits? Here is a suggestion that is sure to get any business in the black. Just copy an already successful industry. For example Hershey's has copied the wildly successful "Powdered Drug" industry's package design. This has been huge for Hershey's who has been able to introduce their new Icebreakers mint products to new markets that they never would have been able to reach otherwise. And buyers don't seem to have a problem with the packaging confusion. It could be mint candy or it could be sweet sweet cocaine, but either way they don't seem to mind. So if you really want to boost your profits find an already successful industry and copy them as much as possible. Just look at this great packaging concept for a new line of garden mulch: They are going to make millions!

No one ever listens untill it's too late

I warned you here. But did anyone do anything about it? Apparently not as the growing bovine population has organized in several midwestern states to turn the tables on us. And not only have they started killing and eating humans, but because each pound of man flesh costs much less than the standard going rate for beef, they have even got us eating each other.



Our laxed approach to beef consumption got us into this mess. And now we're going to have to eat our way out.

Love conquers all

Bi-racial couples used to be shunned by both black and white alike.
Many felt that it was inappropriate to date and marry outside your own race. But now minds are opening and most of society is realizing that those old ideas just aren't true......and we are finally beginning to accept the beauty of mixed-race families.This is a triumph for anyone that believes that love can overcome all obstacles.