Rainbows

I've often heard that there are a lot of different songs about rainbows, but I can only think of one.

The key to success is in how you define it.

Do you ever feel like maybe all humans try to kill themselves as teenagers and only failures make it into their twenties. I think it should be a requirement for public office to prove you are capable enough to successfully commit suicide.

HOMOSEXULOL!

Get it?

I'm single

I'm starting to think it's because I treat dating like it's just another channel for me to create funny stories. EXAMPLE: I emailed a girl and asked her if she wanted to go dancing with some friends of mine.

Her response was thus:

im sorry. im sick. i've been throwing up :( ill text you as soon as i get better
xx

To which I replied:

sorry to hear that. is it serious or is it just like a normal everyday bulimia sort of throwing up? Just kidding. Actually, are you bulimic? If so I'll never offer to take you to dinner. That would be a waste... Anyway you missed a fun night, hope you feel better.
oo

STOP INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY

More Asian Women

This seems to be working. But not exactly as I intended.


My only worry now is that this blog is becoming a hub for Asian pornography. If these even are porn sites. I don't recommend clicking on them to find out.

Asian Women For Marriage!

First of all, who goes to a site called Asian Women For Marriage? Secondly what is a link for Asian Women For Marriage doing on my blog? Well... I recently signed up for Google adsense. It's this thing where they put these ads on my blog and if anyone actually read this or actually clicked on advertisement links that they saw on the internet then theoretically I could make money.

I don't know how Google decided that Asian Women For Marriage would be a good fit for my blogs readers (what readers?), but I am glad they did. While I have never personally visited Asian Women For Marriage, and I really don't think that I could agree morally with a website called Asian Women For Marriage (if Asians want out of China they should earn it by being good at ice skating like Kristi Yamaguchi or by being really cute like Masi Oka [anyone who looks like a pikachu is welcome in my country]), I do think that an ad that says "Asian Women For Marriage" is very funny. I would like links that say Asian Women For Marriage to continue appearing on my blog. Therefore I have decided to use the phrase Asian Women For Marriage as often as possible in hopes that whatever they use to scan my content and assign appropriate adds will continue to put ads for Asian Women For Marriage on my blog.

Maybe I could contact Asian Women For Marriage and See If I can just put a permanent link in the side bar...